Hi! I'm Guinness and welcome to my webpage. I live in Oklahoma
with my parents, Brigitte and Earl and my siblings Queen Mitzi and Lady
Ashley. We live on about 2 acres and we just love it. I have
a dogsitter named Uncle Al who is one of our best friends and gives
us treats that mommy tells him not to. Mommy's intests are Us of
course and Daddy, but she cooks real good too! Mom and Dad go at
least once a year on their BMW Motorcycle on vacation and leaves us and
the house with Uncle Al in charge! Boy do we gain weight while they
are gone, but we miss them sooo much when they are gone. Sometimes
Mom has these big get-togethers with lots of people and we have so much
fun stealing food and getting lots of attention. I'm a people
kinda dog. My sisters are great too and lots of fun to tease.
Sometimes I have to let everyone know it is really MY HOUSE and I allow
them to stay with Me! I have many talents, such as interior
decorating, shoe design, furniture demolition, countersurfing, rolling
in interesting material, squirrel and rabbit chasing, throw rug unraveling,
munching socks and undies, chewing up remote controls (after all
I'm in charge), munching dad's pager so he can pay attention to only
me (no disractions from work) and snoozing on the bed and in the lazy boy