Portrait by Suzanne Leonard
The Life and Times of Andrew
My Girlfriend Was A Hermit Crab
She was soooo cute. Whenever my humans would say 'Shelly' I would start yelping and run over to
the bowl where Shelly lived. Sometimes my humans would let Shelly out of the bowl. Gosh I wouldn't
know what to do with myself. I would stare without blinking for probably ten minutes.
If Shelly comes out I would watch her every step. If she didn't come out I would start barking at
her.
I'm Outta Here
I got to find a girlfriend. Maggie and Emily are just not interested in me. I have tried everything
to seduce them. I lick Emily's eyeballs for hours sometimes. She luvs it but it never gets me anywhere.
So I have decided to run away and see if I can find a girlfriend somewhere else.
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