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Don't leave the bathroom door open!!!!
Kody: Labrador_Retriever
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Kody the Plumber
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My dad used to take me to work with him every day. One day however, the forestry company my dad works for decided to implement a "No Dog" policy. From that day I had to stay at home. I wasn't too happy about this change but I am a good guy and decided to just put up with it. About a month went by and staying at home was getting very boring. My dad was usually gone from 5 to 10.5 hours. On the particular day in question my boredom got the better of me and I decided to check out the house. I went into the main bathroom to see if I could find Kleenex to tear up and the door closed behind me!!! Well I panicked! I tried to get out in every way imaginable. I tried the door, the walls, the counter, the toilet... Oh, Oh...The toilet broke. Water was spraying everywhere! I was getting soaked. I figured the door just had to be the way out so I knawed on the doorknob until it gave. Freedom. Now, I hope my dad comes home soon. His house is filling with water pretty fast. Rats, its 4:30 and its been about 8 hours since the toilet broke. Everything's very wet. The house is starting to creak and moan. 5:30...No dad yet. He's unusually late. 6:30...Dad at last!!! He'll make everything better. He seems pretty mad. Psychotic even. He can't find any help because its the Friday of the August long weekend. I'd better just stay out of the way! In the end I have become a very expensive dog. The basement settled 4 inches with the weight of the water and the upstares floor settled in turn. After re-pouring the basement, refinishing the interior, re-doing the bathrooms etc., the grand total comes to around $50,000. Don't leave the bathroom door open when you leave your best buddy at home during the day!
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Date: 21-Oct-97 |
Age: 3 |
Sex: male |
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Home: Sparwood BC Canada |
Damage: $50,000.00 |
Human: Chris Stagg |
Comment:
I am barkless or speechless in human terms. You are definitely one of the worst dogs we have had around these parts in quite a while. Andrew
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