Anyhow, this time I had alot of matts in my hair on my legs. Mom blamed them on "El Nino" because I keep getting wet when we go outside. I think people just blame "El Nino" for everything these days. Mom cut the matts off my legs ahead of time because she didn't want the groomer to pull on my hair. So the groomer decided to cut my leg "feathers" really, really short. Her name is Edyie and she said it was for "El Nino". "El Nino" again!? Who is this "El Nino"??? Because of him, now I look totally stupid. I am so embarrassed I don't even want to go out for a walk. What if the Hard Copy cameras are out in my neighborhood that day? So to get even with Mom, I'm going to send in a really pretty picture of me for the website. Then I can look at myself and so can you. It will be obvious that these people have no business ruining my hair just because I run and hide whenever Mom gets out the hairbrush or says the word "bath." I know what "bath" means. I know what "walk" means. And they are not the same. I hang around for a walk, but not for a bath.

Anyhow, watch for my picture soon.