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Bad Dog Chronicles: Tails of Woe Video Now On YouTube!

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Smelly Belly

Patch: Mix


Picture of Bear and Patch

Bear and Patch:
You figure it out

  
Hi! I'm Patch, or Patchasaurus Rex, and I have a slight gas problem. My dad makes a big deal about gasping for air, but my mom just thinks it's funny. I used to just emit when I got an extra treat, like a scrap, or especially a pig ear. But now I'm just generally gassy. My mom told me that she heard a spoonful of plain yogurt is helpful - do you know if that's true? Please let me know, and then my daddy will still rub my tummy in the evenings, instead of running from the room. My brother Bear, a red Chow Chow, wrote in before, about Possum Tossin. My mommy wants to send in a picture to support your page, 'cause she just loves to hear me talk about all the funny stories. She wants you to know that she is going to develop a couple rolls of film, and then pick out a really nice picture of me 'n' Bear. Bye!

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Date: 27-Feb-98 Age: 4 Sex: male
Home: California, United States (USA) Damage: $0.00 Human: Lisa Ann

Comment: Gas is a part of life. Humans do it too. Theirs are usually worse too. I suggest you eat more beans.

Emily (master gas'r)

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