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Chloe: Old_English_Sheep_Dogs


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Chloe lounging

  
My brother and I love to watch T.V. Mom gets mad at us because we go nuts whenever we see any animals on the tube. We love it cuz' there are so many commercials with dogs and cats and stuff on them. Mom has to yell at us because we really work ourselves into a barking frenzy. I learned how to do this from my brother. He taught me everything I know! When I was a puppy, I couldn't figure out why Patch went crazy for no reason when we were just laying around the livingroom. And then one day I saw it! Live animals in OUR territory. The nerve! Now I knew what Patch knew....defend the pack! Mom cannot watch any nature shows without screaming at us (tee hee). We even bark at animal cartoons on ocassion and Mom really gets mad at that. One night mom was in the other room taking on the phone and one of our favorite commercials came on. We went crazy! Just like wild animals! We jumped up on the amoire to get closer to attacking the T.V. beasts when all of a sudden the whole T.V. came crashing down on the floor (just missing me, gulp!) Mom came running out of the bedroom and screamed (one really bad word) and then she just got real quiet and stared at the T.V. on the ground for a really long time. I think she was in shock. She knew I did it cuz' I was really quiet too. I didn't know The T.V. could do that BIG crashing sound. Mom finally talked to my brother and I cuz' she was happy we weren't killed. We got a new T.V. the soon thereafter and sometimes we still bark at stuff on it but we REALLY listen to Mom now and stop when she tells us to. Mom says our wild T.V. days are definatly over or else.......gulp!

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Date: 22-May-98 Age: 3 Sex: female
Home: Utah, United States (USA) Damage: $1,000.00 Human: Kim

Comment: Wow, you guys are really territorial. Sometimes we watch animal on the tube but we never start barking. I guess we never thought that they were real. Are they real?

Maggie

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