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Bad Dog Chronicles: Tails of Woe Video Now On YouTube!

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Catch me if you can!

Guiness: American_Staffordshire_Terriers


Guiness

Guiness

  
Hi it's me again, Guiness. I made daddy run for about an hour trying to catch me when I snuck out the front door. I had a blast! I was chasing squirrels and rabbits and he was chasing me with the leash. I had so much fun making him run through the black berry bushes and poison ivy. he was hollering and calling my name along with some words I'm too young to repeat. He got his exercise and I got mine. I disapeared for a while and went to visit the neighbors house. We live on about 2 acres and the neighbor is a little ways away. Dad was about to give up when I showed up sitting in front of the garage door looking innocent. He still didn't look happy so I dashed into the back yard. Dad tripped over the garden hose and used some more of those words. Then I realized I was trapped and then caught. Then he put me on this chain attached to a cement block. Then he brought me some water. But I was hot and wanted in the house so I started to whine and sing. He must like my singing cause it worked and I got to go in the house. Hee hee hee I always get my way! Lady Ashley arrives tonight! Unfortunatly dad made me take a bath this afternoon. I guess so I smell better for Ashley. Mitzi is on the Air conditioner vent doing her rug impersonation. she says hi to everyone. Her arthritis prevents her from doing much anymore, so the keyboard is hard for her to use. anyway, I'll see what else I can get into!---Your Fun loving Puppy, Guiness.

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Date: 12-Jun-98 Age: 0 Sex: male
Home: Oklahoma, United States (USA) Damage: $0.00 Human: Brigitte and Earl Riggs

Comment: Mom just got through looking for me for 45 minutes and chasing me too. I sneak out under the fence. As soon as they cover up an escape hole, I find two more! Hee! Hee! I've heard rumors tho that I may be attached to a long leash when I go in the back yard from now on if I don't watch it.

Best wishes with Lady Ashley! All my love to the beautiful Mitzi (smooches).

Andrew

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