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The Bacon-Birthday Queen
Tia: English_Cocker_Spaniel
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The Mug Shot of Tia
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Today is my seventh birthday, and mom says now Im a senior citizen. Bah! I say Im the Queen Mum, and these brats need to respect my authority! Just to prove what a Queen I am, this morning I went down to the kitchen while mom was in the shower and helped myself to the birthday breakfast fixings. TeeJay was asleep on moms bed and Gus is still away at the shows, but Taz and Teddy tried to join in the feast and I wouldnt let them. After all, that pound of bacon mom took out of the freezer was meant for me, right? I am the Queen, and the birthday girl, so I deserved it, right? Plus Im the only one smart enough to figure out that a) when mom forgets and leaves the step-stool next to the drawers, I can get up on the counter and b) bacon is really nothing more than flat, cold, and very salty pig ears! I even growled at mom I only got to eat about a quarter of it before she found me and took the bacon away. She was afraid I would get a belly-ache and explode while she was at work, what a meanie. But she did promise us steak for dinner tonite (thanks, Spike for the idea!) and she said she will let me have some more of the bacon this weekend, but I have to share it with the peasants. Still not too bad for a Queen Mum, eh? First lobster, then bacon, now steak mom says we eat better than she does! BDC gang, I asked mom to send my best picture to go with this story, and I think you should use it for the book, too. Then everyone can see just what a Queen I am. Love and lots of snoopy-licks! Queen Tia and the gang (peasants)
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Date: 28-Jul-99 |
Age: 7 |
Sex: female |
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Home: Maryland, United States (USA) |
Damage: $10.00 |
Human: Anne Pilaro |
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